Deerhunter - Microcastle - Kranky, 2008

People keeping telling me I would like Deerhunter. All the right elements are there, but the songs just don’t go anywhere. So stop suggesting them to me. Oh, and Bradford Cox is a creepy little skeleton man. I can’t imagine even being in the same room with him. Even if it was a huge room and I couldn’t see him. Even now, as I’m writing; I can’t get the sounds of his little stick limbs knocking against each other out of my head. I don’t like deerhunter. I’m aborting this review now…maybe something Mr. and Mrs. Cox should have considered.