Health - Get Color - Lovepump United, 2009

Hard angry music has its place in this world. Droning dissonant notes, vocal chord scaring screaming and overall hatred for everything around you gives a HEALTHy balance to the creamy, clean pop music we’re all subjected to…especially when we least want it. Grocery stores play this crap I’m talking about. Music that is so homogenized, that it becomes audible creamed-corn. Mushy, sweet chunks. We don’t have a choice. We, without choice, find ourselves in grocery stores, dentist offices and elevators. And in all these prisons, we’re forced to listen to music the general population has voted for. According the Georgia Guidestones 12 out of 13 people must die to regain balance on the earth. Take THAT, majority rule. I have to imagine any of the boys in Health would push a button labeled “12 out of 13 people die if you press this button.” I would too, if I didn’t have kids. You can’t kill your own kid(s)…not even for the salvation of mankind. Come on.